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Bathroom Graffiti

We don't condone graffiti and hate the fact that we actually have patrons that deface our walls. So here are some things that might be worthy of someone else's bathroom walls.

"They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the shit-house poet strikes again!"
a girl's high school bathroom in kentucky

"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere."
actually, written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

"If voting could really change things, it would be illegal."
Women's Room, Revolution Books. New York, New York.

"No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap."

Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill., Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

"At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry."
Women's Room, Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

"some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
but I came here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls"

Men's room in Nijmegen, The Netherlands

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
Men's Room, Tan Son Nhut Airbase (Saigon)

"If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat"

Marlboro, MA Exxon station

"Dus I hear thou derrier' spout,
thou fragrance I'm sure I can do without"

Bathroom at North Carolina School of the Arts

"Please flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen!"
Men's room in a "greasy spoon" diner in Duluth MN